“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
Making love with you
Is like drinking sea water.
The more I drink
The thirstier I become,
Until nothing can slake my thirst
But to drink the entire sea.― Kenneth Rexroth
So today I had lunch with Joe, Dick and Elsie and after lunch I was still a bit hungry and I said something about getting a donut and Elsie goes “you’ll get fat” and so now I don’t want to eat anything for the rest of the day but I have a birthday dinner to go to and arrrr I was already feeling shitty and fat and now I just feel worse!
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.